Recent Tweets @chemicalscream
Me and 8+ other members of my family drove halfway across the US and back last week eating a shit ton of McDonald’s and we can’t win ONE LOUSY PRIZE ON THE MONOPOLY GAME. I’m not talking instant win medium fries, i’m talking about how I am one away from every damn prize on the game board. I HAVE SEVEN FREAKING PARK PLACES FOR GOD SAKES. hahah. BTW this is all of our game pieces combined, I didn’t eat all that myself. HAHAHAH.

Does anyone ever actually win on McDonald’s Monopoly?